It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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