That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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