I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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