theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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