worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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