i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize