just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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