I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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