That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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