38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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