sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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