then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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