i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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