I want to stick my p in your. b.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I think I am morally bankrupt
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
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I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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