Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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