woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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