I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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