He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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