she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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