you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize