remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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