Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
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I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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