Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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