I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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