i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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