This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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