My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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