State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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