talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
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just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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