i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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