I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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