tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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