wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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