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Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
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Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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