Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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