so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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