Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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