Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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