yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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