No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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