I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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