it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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