I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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