porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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