Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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My liver just had a heart attack.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
my liver is dry heaving
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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