Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just saw a hot homeless man
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Buhtt sex?
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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