He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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