i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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