Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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