definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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